Marital Bliss

Yesterday we had some friends over. Because I had waited until after Dwight woke up to take my shower, I took advantage and spent a few minutes doing some extras like drying my hair and putting on make-up. When I finished up and went downstairs, I asked Dwight if my makeup was over the top. I could tell by his reaction and the way he said, "You look nice" that he wasn't completely sold on it. So I pressed him a little (typical wife) and he said, "Well, I'm just not sure about that blue stuff you put under your eyes."

Me: "Umm, that's not makeup, that'd be the bags under my eyes."